They have eyes.
And they have seen what you do with the air fryer. They're disappointed.
PROOF OF POTATO. PROOF OF FEELINGS.
FREE THE
POTATOES.
They have eyes.
They have feelings.
They did not consent to being fries.
Zero braincells. Maximum potato.
100% CERTIFIEDABSOLUTELY A POTATO ✓
NO FRIES. NO MASH. JUST VIBES. ✦ POTATOES ARE PEOPLE* ✦ FREE THE SPUDS ✦
THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVEMENT IN THE SOIL
STOP THE PEELING.
START THE HEALING.
For too long, potatoes have been boiled, baked and emotionally deep-fried. Today we say: bro. Enough.
Trust the starch.
We asked a potato how it felt. It said nothing. Clearly overwhelmed.
Remain potato.
Phase one: potato. Phase two: also potato. Phase three: we forgot. Potato.
OFFICIAL POTATO DECLARATION
SMALL SPUD.
BIG FEELINGS.
No complicated lore. No world-changing app. Just a deeply unserious potato with a very serious badge.
JOIN THE POTATO DEPARTMENT ↗*Potatoes are actually potatoes. Our lawyers are also potatoes.
FREQUENTLY
ASKED POTATOES.
Is this a real potato?
Emotionally, yes. Visually, AI-generated.
What does Proof of Potato prove?
That there is a potato. Investigation complete.
Will this make me rich?
No financial returns are promised. This is a satirical meme page. Crypto-assets can lose all their value.